1、女孩子千万不要夜跑，太危险了，万一遇到烧烤摊就完了。

Girls should never run at night. It's too dangerous. If you run into a barbecue stand, it's over.

2、为了让别人喜欢我，我每天都发朋友圈，不知道告白和互删哪个先来。

In order to let others like me, I send wechat every day. I don't know which comes first, the advertisement or the mutual deletion.

3、听说有两种人特别可爱，一种是健忘，还有一种我忘了。

It's said that there are two kinds of people who are particularly lovely, one is forgetful, and the other is forgetful.

4、把“滚啊”说成“呱”的那一刻，我就知道这架我又要吵不赢了。

The moment I said "roll ah" to "Gua", I knew that I would not win the fight again.

5、你想一夜暴富吗？你想身家过亿吗？不如跟我在一起，我们一起想。

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be over 100 million? Why don't you stay with me? Let's think about it.

6、做了五分钟作业，手机就吃醋了，我哄了它两个小时。

After five minutes of homework, my cell phone became jealous. I coaxed it for two hours.

7、我有个朋友，十六岁了还没来大姨妈，结果我朋友去医院检查了，医生说男生不来大姨妈。

I have a friend who has not come to the eldest aunt since he was 16. As a result, my friend went to the hospital for examination. The doctor said that the boy would not come to the eldest aunt.

8、为什么放假和周末的时间都很短？因为一觉醒来上午没了。

Why are holidays and weekends short? Because I woke up in the morning.

9、我家老鼠生病了，我给他吃老鼠药，希望它快点好起来。

My mouse is ill. I will give him rat medicine and hope it will get better soon.

10、“你不要走好吗？”只有在跑步的时候，体育老师对我说过。

"Will you not leave?" Only when I was running, the PE teacher told me.

11、世界本无脏话，数学题做多了，也就有了。

There is no swearing in the world. If we do more math problems, we will have them.

12、我对象说：“我们出去玩吧！”

象说：“动物园不让”

My partner said, "let's go out and play!"

The elephant said, "the zoo won't let it"

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